Top 10 Things Moses Gained/Missed by being raised an Egyptian
10. He wasn’t killed like all the rest of the Hebrew boys
9. He missed out on all that fun slave labor
8. He didn’t have to go to bed listening to everyone complain about the day’s work
7. All those wacked out classes explaining the weird Egyptian deities
6. Those great headdresses with the snakes that Egyptians got to wear
5. Not having to pick out the straw and much from his fingernails every night
4. Sleepovers at Pharaoh’s palace without having to make big donations to the re-elect Pharaoh fund
3. The dream of seeing his face in stone
2. Higher education without having to pay back government loans
1. No random whippings.
The Pursuit Life
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